Pigs are Fluffy!!

Ok, I have realized from my MILLIONS of comments that people are wanting me to discuss the wonderful subject of...DA DA DA DA..... A pig's skin! So everyone is like, "OMG! A pig's skin is SO smooth!" And then another person is like, "A haha, no. A pig's skin is totally rough as sand paper, and BTW, pigs are disgusting!" And then I show up and I'm like, "Oh, no you didn't girlfriiiieeend! Pigs are the the bomb.com/tom/yourmom/mr.damm! And their skin- ya about that- IT IS FLUFFY! Not rough, not smooth, but FLUFFY!" And then the other two girls got into this big fight because they were mad that they lied to each other and there were feathers and all of that good stuff, but we're not gonna get into that today! Anyways, the reason that pigs have fluffy skin is because it is like a little coat that keeps them warm in the colder seasons! Isn't that so PRECIOUS! I love pigs! Well, that's all we have for today folks! 

~PE (Pig Expertise)

Different Pigs

There are all different kinds of pigs, you know! Flying pigs, spider pigs, meggy piggies, livey piggies, and even pigs that are afraid of mud! Isn't that so weird? Because ALL pigs are supposed to live day and night in little puddles of mud. But NOOO! Some pigs, when they walk up to a puddle of mud, OINK OINK! EEE! (running sound) See! That was a little pig running away from mud! It is so interesting how many kinds of pigs there are on planet Earth!